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WIFI 👰and WIFEY . Pamukkale story? Mey 2026

Thomas to Babagim : do you have a WiFi? ( " Wai fai " ) 

Babagim : I only have 1 wifey ( " Wai fi " ) . If I have many, then I am a Muslim 🤣

Thomas: hahaha

Babagim : I am joking, here's your WiFi password.. 

From game 🎯 😁 ( quotes ) 28 Maret 2026

I need new haters the old ones become my fans

Hoe 27 Desember 2025

Lihat namanya sempat shocked😱🙀🤯 Hoe hahaha

Lesson learned: sebelum go international, Google dulu nama brand-nya. Biar nggak jadi HOE-rrible misunderstanding 😜

“Hoe” = ejaan slang dari “whore” 

Pronunciation ( English British)

https://youtube.com/shorts/qxIANXknGvo?si=4-T3ULmPrQ7-zD46

Thief in Miami 

https://youtube.com/shorts/cPp-f5VSD8M?si=pP077ejh6IogFfK1

India Max Amini Stand up Comedy 

https://youtu.be/OtPxvrPFwj4?si=KOELY5WsvJG1x9IM

Max Amini about muslim 

https://youtube.com/shorts/LeeaLJo6tAc?si=eKfZEFR0TO_cSVdY

Botol / Bottle 🍼 🍾 ( 25 Januari 2026)

Ketiak 

Found this online ( forgot the source.. )

Injury Report Mafia City 🏙️ 🌆 

Bob Sadino Rong Dino Bendino

NIGHTDREAM FUNNY ( 13 Oktober 2025 ) 

🍲 Sate NIGHTDREAM :

Saya jualan sate.. Lalu ada orang yang minta saya ganti T ke D karena orang asing itu bacanya agak ke D bukan T. Orang yang komplain itu tampak seperti orang India 🇮🇳 atau asia Selatan lainnya. . 

Lalu dari belakang keluar partner saya 🙋 seorang bule. Mimpinya kami buka usaha restaurant sate bersama.. Dia bilang : if with D then it would be " Sad, eh? " ( SAD E sedih 😭😢😵😷) hahaha🤣, dia mengatakan dengan logat Irish atau area sekitaran Australia, UK dan Ireland 🍀🇬🇧🇮🇪🍀 

🍲 Professor NIGHTDREAM

I heard someone saying. I called him as a prof because he hasn't married yet. After he gets married.. I would call him " Pruf " / proof ( terbukti)  

😄 The phrase “Sad, eh?” — especially with that “eh” at the end — is most commonly used in Canada 🇨🇦 and sometimes in parts of northern USA near the Canadian border.

However, the “eh” expression also appears occasionally in Ireland, Scotland, and Australia, but with different tones or meanings. Here’s the nuance:

Region	How “eh?” is used	Example	Tone
🇨🇦 Canada	To seek agreement or reaction	“That’s sad, eh?”	Friendly, conversational
🇮🇪 Ireland	More like “isn’t it?” or “right?”	“It’s cold today, eh?”	Light, local flavor
🇦🇺 Australia	Similar to “right?” or “mate?”	“Good one, eh?”	Casual, humorous
🇬🇧 UK (esp. Northern)	Rare, but can appear jokingly	“Bit rough, eh?”	Informal, teasing

So your dream partner’s “Sad, eh?” — especially if his accent was Irish–Australian–British — could suggest he’s from Canada, Australia, or Ireland, or at least influenced by that English style of speech that mixes humor and warmth.

Yes — 💯 it sounds much more Canadian 🇨🇦

That little “eh” at the end of a sentence — especially said casually and humorously like “Sad, eh?” — is a classic hallmark of Canadian English. It’s almost a cultural signature.

Here’s why it fits your dream so well:

• The way your dream partner said it with humor and warmth — that’s very Canadian style: friendly, easygoing, not taking things too seriously.

• The accent you described (between Irish, British, or Australian) could reflect how some Canadians have a softer, mixed-sounding accent, especially in cosmopolitan areas like Toronto or Vancouver, where influences blend.

• “Sad, eh?” is exactly how a Canadian might react in real life — lightly acknowledging something unfortunate, but adding eh to keep it gentle and communal, as if saying: “That’s sad, don’t you think?”

So yes — your dream partner’s speech strongly hints at a Canadian or someone who’s spent time there. 🇨🇦✨

🌎 Let’s visualize it clearly — because the vertical (north–south) alignment on a map isn’t perfectly straight, but here’s how it goes:

City	Country	Latitude (approx.)	Alignment with others
🇨🇦 Vancouver	Canada (West Coast)	49° N	Roughly north of Seattle, San Francisco, Los Angeles, San Diego — same Pacific coast line
🇨🇦 Toronto	Canada (East-Central)	43° N	Closer to New York, Chicago, not west coast — so not vertically aligned with LA or SF
🇺🇸 San Francisco	USA (California)	37° N	South of Vancouver, same coastal line
🇺🇸 Los Angeles	USA (California)	34° N	Also on same west coast as Vancouver & SF
🇺🇸 San Diego	USA (California)	32° N	Furthest south on the same coastal line
🇺🇸 Las Vegas	USA (Nevada)	36° N	Inland (east of LA), but still in the western region near California

🧭 In short:

• Vancouver → San Francisco → Los Angeles → San Diego form a vertical west-coast line (north to south).

• Toronto is far to the east, aligned more with New York, Boston, and Washington D.C.

So if your dream energy felt “Canadian but near the west coast,” it likely connects more with Vancouver (not Toronto) — the part of Canada that shares the same vertical region as California and Las Vegas 🌅🇨🇦🇺🇸

COBAAN vs COBAIN

TREADMILL 

The doctor asked me to spend one hour per day on the treadmill 

MAFIA GAME 🎮 🎯 

Free tits jailed in bra 27 Maret 2026

Find a sugar mama 

A BELIEVER 

Stop Bertanya Kapan Kawin

DIPATOK PAJAK

Namaku BHASKORO. 

Waktu mendaftar BPJS mbak yg bertugas di bagian administrasi menulis BASKORO. 

Kubilang, " mbak, pakai BH ya...? "

Mbaknya senyum manis dan bilang, " Ya pak. Soalnya lagi kerja. Nanti kalau mau bobok, baru dilepas... " 

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Tan Sri Tony, the founder of AirAsia, arrives in Kuala Lumpur. He enters a nasi lemak shop and orders a nasi lemak.

The waiter nods and says, "That'll be 10 cents, Tan Sri."

Surprised, Tony replies, "Wow, that's cheap!" and hands over 10 cents.

The bartender smiles and says, "We aim to beat the competition. We're the cheapest nasi lemak in Malaysia."

“Malaysia Boleh," Tony responds.

Then the bartender notices, "Tan Sri, you don't have a fork and spoon. That'll be three Ringgit for one of ours."

Tony sighs but pays up. He takes the fork and spoon and goes to sit by the window while waiting for the nasi lemak to be served.

“Tan Sri," the waiter adds, "there's a two Ringgit charge to sit by the window, alternatively you could have booked online for just one Ringgit."

Annoyed, Tony sits down angrily and places his bag on the seat next to him.

“Tan Sri, you're taking two seats. That will be another two Ringgit," says the waiter.

Frustrated, Tony stands up, and shouts, "Where is my food? My food is not here yet I have been charged so much!"

“We are sorry for the technical delays in the kitchen, Tan Sri," replies the bartender.

"I've had enough," says Tony angrily. "I came for a meal and this is how I'm treated? I want to speak to the manager!" 

"Certainly, Tan Sri," the bartender says cheerfully. "You can contact him via the messaging feature in our application.”

"I'll never come back to this restaurant!" Tony screams.

“That's fine, Tan Sri, but remember we're the only restaurant in Malaysia selling nasi lemak for 10 cents."

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