FUNNY GUYON JOKES JOKE

 

CERITA LUCU

Namaku BHASKORO. 

Waktu mendaftar BPJS mbak yg bertugas di bagian administrasi menulis BASKORO. 

Kubilang, " mbak, pakai BH ya...? "

Mbaknya senyum manis dan bilang, " Ya pak. Soalnya lagi kerja. Nanti kalau mau bobok, baru dilepas... " 

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Tan Sri Tony, the founder of AirAsia, arrives in Kuala Lumpur. He enters a nasi lemak shop and orders a nasi lemak.

The waiter nods and says, "That'll be 10 cents, Tan Sri."

Surprised, Tony replies, "Wow, that's cheap!" and hands over 10 cents.

The bartender smiles and says, "We aim to beat the competition. We're the cheapest nasi lemak in Malaysia."

“Malaysia Boleh," Tony responds.

Then the bartender notices, "Tan Sri, you don't have a fork and spoon. That'll be three Ringgit for one of ours."

Tony sighs but pays up. He takes the fork and spoon and goes to sit by the window while waiting for the nasi lemak to be served.

“Tan Sri," the waiter adds, "there's a two Ringgit charge to sit by the window, alternatively you could have booked online for just one Ringgit."

Annoyed, Tony sits down angrily and places his bag on the seat next to him.

“Tan Sri, you're taking two seats. That will be another two Ringgit," says the waiter.

Frustrated, Tony stands up, and shouts, "Where is my food? My food is not here yet I have been charged so much!"

“We are sorry for the technical delays in the kitchen, Tan Sri," replies the bartender.

"I've had enough," says Tony angrily. "I came for a meal and this is how I'm treated? I want to speak to the manager!" 

"Certainly, Tan Sri," the bartender says cheerfully. "You can contact him via the messaging feature in our application.”

"I'll never come back to this restaurant!" Tony screams.

“That's fine, Tan Sri, but remember we're the only restaurant in Malaysia selling nasi lemak for 10 cents."